🐓 Rooster Rampage: The Garden’s Got Attitude! 🐓 You’ve heard of guard dogs—now meet the guard rooster with zero chill and ALL the drama. This double-sided 12x18 garden flag doesn’t just say “WELCOME”—it says “Welcome... but only if you can handle the sass.” 💃 One side? Pure poultry glam. The other? More attitude than your Aunt Edna after decaf. This rooster struts like he just inherited the coop, discovered eyeliner, and booked a Vegas residency. 🎤 Rumor has it: - Local squirrels now tiptoe past your yard in fear. - Amazon drivers leave packages with respect. - Your lawn gnome is thinking of relocating. And those neighbors? Yeah, they tried to hang a tulip flag—but their tulips wilted in shame. 🔥 Warning: May cause spontaneous moonwalking in chickens and excessive compliments from strangers. Side effects include laughter, garden applause, and questioning your life before owning this masterpiece.